TRUTH ALERT: I didn’t vaccinate my kids and the one who lived turned out just fine. You heard me. When each of my five children…
WASHINGTON — The entire Dischord Records office staff breathed a collective sigh of relief last week after intern Matt Saunder drew Dischord founder Ian MacKaye from…
It sounds hilarious until it happens to you. I squatted for a hard-ass crew pic with my boys and now I can’t get up. I…
NASHUA, N.H. — Despite living a straight edge lifestyle devoid of alcohol, drugs and promiscuous sex, Wayne Hill, frontman of local hardcore band Desperation Attempt,…
Alright Craig, I’m saying this for the last time: We ALL KNOW that Oreos are vegan. You can stop mentioning it in every goddamn conversation. I’ve been…
WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama stunned the nation today by promising to pardon all edge breakers before leaving office in January 2017. “I know this…
NEW YORK — One commuter’s choice of an organic deodorant last week subjected a crowded, rush-hour subway train to “inhumane” conditions, according to the World…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend’s refusal to join them in having a…
POCONOS MOUNTAINS, Penn. – Former Philadelphia resident and a lifelong follower of the straight edge lifestyle Craig Holden celebrated his 145th birthday this week in…
SAN FRANCISCO — The alcohol-fueled street punk band Gutter Scum attempted tactful negotiations last night with ClearlyxStraight, the lone straight edge band booked to play…
CLEVELAND — CM Punk is set to overcome the odds against professional MMA fighter and bully Mickey Gall at UFC 203, according to Matt Parker,…
PORTLAND, Ore. – Vegan activist and Grant High School freshman Juniper Wood is facing up to three days of detention for launching a tofu scramble…
Ian MacKaye said long ago that straight edge is not a set of rules. So there, it’s settled, He has spoken: Straight edge isn’t a…
BRYN MAWR, Pa. — Doctors report hardline straight edge kid Cody “Tonks” Tonkinson awoke briefly following his sixth day in a coma to remove the…
FORT WORTH, Texas – Danny Lopez, the longest-tenured straight edge member of the Fort Worth hardcore scene, celebrated his 24th birthday at a small private…