Sari Beliak
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DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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Rob Steinberg
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EARTH, Milky Way Galaxy — 2017 announced its resignation as our current year earlier today amidst numerous allegations of gross…
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Andy Holt
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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Courtney Baka
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local PC punk band Ally Brats played a touching tribute at the Hi Tone last Friday to…
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Tom K
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BALTIMORE — Researchers at Johns Hopkins University released a study today, proving that the average guitar player swallows up to…
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Shawn Murray
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Owning a home is an immense responsibility, especially in an economy still recovering from last decade’s housing market crash. As…
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Contributor
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SANTA FE SPRINGS, Calif. — Hundreds of concertgoers came forward this week, accusing the famed Warped Tour festival of enticing…
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Brandon Onda
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AMERICA — Americans across the nation are struggling to remember their previous holiday traditions as they prep for their first…
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Kyle Erf
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump lashed out today during an early morning Tweet storm, panning left-leaning media outlets across the…
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Zach LaRose
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NEW YORK — VICE staff members were reportedly saddened by the recent closing of celebrated DIY space Huevos Ranch, which…
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