Ted Pillow
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Jeff Sessions’ crusade against marijuana is damaging to the American economy, harmful to our healthcare system, and totally blows chunks…
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Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…
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Jason Crews
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HELL - Local Angel of Darkness, Satan, gifted metal icons Slayer with an 18-karat gold watch as a thank you…
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Rick Homuth
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WASHINGTON — Police officers broke up a rowdy Capitol Hill gathering early Saturday morning after receiving noise complaints from several…
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Ella Gale
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump visited a White House doctor this week for his annual physical examination as part of his…
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Brendan Krick
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I think it’s more important than ever, in these chaotic times, that we maintain our right as Americans to arm…
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Tom Peters
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LOS ANGELES — Rage Against the Machine vocalist and Planet Fitness member Zack de la Rocha finds his workout motivation…
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Sari Beliak
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DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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Rob Steinberg
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EARTH, Milky Way Galaxy — 2017 announced its resignation as our current year earlier today amidst numerous allegations of gross…
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Andy Holt
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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