Patrick Coyne
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CINCINNATI — Advertising account rep Danny Quintana has been forever saddled with the nickname “Nickelback” after admitting to coworkers 15…
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Louie Aronowitz
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HUDSON, N.Y. — Chester Fields, self-proclaimed “super fan” of indie-rock band The Break, paid a grand total of $0.00 yesterday…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Following weeks of public pressure, local classic rock station WBZA admitted today that their claim of playing “all…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001,…
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Louie Aronowitz
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Musician Dan Beck has been repeatedly playing the same part of the Pavement song “Silence Kid” in…
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Johnny Taylor
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NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Sugar Ray vocalist and TV personality Mark McGrath admitted today that he now embraces being called…
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Mark Roebuck
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ATLANTA — Local drummer Drew Mooney plans to sit around and just go fuck himself for the next few weeks…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — The highly anticipated Ramones “Word of the Day” calendar was released yesterday, which disappointed but unsurprised fans…
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Erin McLaughlin
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When The Hard Times scored an interview with Jack White we were thrilled. However, what he said was so excruciatingly,…
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On the eve of Morrissey’s historic 300th cancelled performance, the mercurial legend flaked on soundcheck to instead sit down with…
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