Rock Archives - Page 48

Rob Steinberg • January 29, 2020

We’ve all done embarrassing stuff when we were young. William Frederick Jordan Durst, the auteur director who graced us all…

Neil Floyd • January 24, 2020

CHICAGO — Combative brothers and Oasis founders Liam and Noel Gallagher reunited yesterday to surprise a hospitalized Oasis superfan with…

Jessica Carreiro • January 23, 2020

Looking to save face with your ex while also desperately trying to get her back? Cue the breakup playlist! Nothing…

Charles Bill • January 23, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Popular rock band Imagine Dragons announced today that they scrapped their upcoming album “Explosion” when they realized…

Patrick Coyne • January 22, 2020

BETHESDA, Md. — Local woman Tabitha Wicksham is “not at all worried” about her husband sleeping with groupies during his…

Gary Doyle • January 21, 2020

CHICAGO — Local pervert Tommy Webster was surprised to discover yesterday a band named after mannequin pussy, his favorite fetish…

Freelancer • January 20, 2020

EL PASO, Texas — The legal team at Williams & Ruprecht was stunned today when a seemingly normal stack of…

Kyle Stanley • January 18, 2020

KINGSTON, Jamaica — An ocean liner hosting the 311 Caribbean Festival Cruise struck a reef off the coast of Jamaica…

Bobby D. Lux • January 15, 2020

In my current search for employment I see job postings seeking a “Rockstar Candidate” every day. At first I thought…

John Danek • January 14, 2020

PALMETTO BAY, Fla. — An already shirtless Iggy Pop tightly crossed his fingers and paced anxiously during the team selection…

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