Sean Mullee
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Girlfriends across the US recently announced their newfound enthusiasm for seeing a three-hour movie in theaters thanks…
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Matt Husser
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Local concert promoter Will Braun made the decision to release wolves on stage at local ska…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…
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John Danek
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HOUSTON — Aspiring prog metal guitarist Paul Issacson watched the 1962 film version of “The Music Man under the incorrect…
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LAS VEGAS — Probation officers around the country reported an overwhelming amount of travel request forms from felons under their…
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Joe Rumrill
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SAN DIEGO — Members of pop-punk outfit Blink-182 are understandably mortified after just now putting together that the title “Take…
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Carly Silverman
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2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam…
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Mike Maher
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TORRINGTON, Conn. – The 3rd Annual Powerviolence Prom ended earlier than scheduled when an audience member accidentally flipped on the…
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Chris Bowen
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CLEVELAND — DragonForce fan and master of the secret art of the ninja Josh Mullins once again reminded members of…
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Freelancer
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Tech death metal and former deathcore darlings Job for a Cowboy explained the sexual implications of their…
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