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Goths Sack Sbarro, Extending Hot Topic Empire to Far Reaches of Food Court
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PARIS, Texas — The Goths of the Hot Topic Empire took over a Sbarro restaurant early this morning, continuing their…
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Man Who Googled Henry Rollins Images Worried He Did Something to Piss Him Off
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BALDWIN, N.Y. — Local man David Taubes worried he’d somehow pissed off Henry Rollins earlier today after searching for the…
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90 Percent of Punk Bar’s Property Value Based On Bathroom Sticker Collection
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PHILADELPHIA — A recent appraisal of soon-to-be-closed bar and venue Jasmine’s Lounge attributed nearly all of the dilapidated building’s value…
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Post-Breakup Goth Displays No Change Whatsoever
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski is exhibiting “incredibly dark, morose, and in no way different” behavior than prior…
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Producer Won’t Let Band Start Album Until They Finish EP
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Producer Rob Stone escalated an ongoing battle with easycore outfit The Stripey Lords last weekend when he…
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Progressive Shoegaze Band Records Entire Album in Echochamber
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Members of the left-leaning shoegaze outfit The Soft White Damn announced via Facebook earlier today their…
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Inspiring! This Punk Is Only 16 and He’s Already Aging Poorly
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Get ready to be inspired. Some people might think that getting into punk is a road to nowhere but they…
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Elton John Pledges to Do More Knight Shit
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LONDON – Sir Elton John formally unveiled plans in a press release last night to more fully live out the…
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Cannibal Corpse and Nicki Minaj Collaborate on Song About Eating Ass
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TAMPA, Fla. — Death-metal band Cannibal Corpse and pop singer Nicki Minaj are working on a surprising collaboration birthed from…
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