Patrick Coyne
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ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…
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Dan Kozuh
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MOLINE, Ill. — Touring death metal band Spoilation reportedly wasted little time before eating drummer Vic Walsh after their tour…
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Andy Holt
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When the Avicii song “Wake Me Up” came out I was living in the desert. It sucked. There was one…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TACOMA, Wash. — Blue Note Records employees celebrated a major milestone this afternoon when the last remaining album from the…
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Brian Daly
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GREELEY, Colo. — Employees at the Needle Exchange record store dispatched a weird guy moments ago to stand uncomfortably close…
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Dan Kozuh
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I consider myself a bit of a music connoisseur and I listen to a lot of stuff nobody has ever…
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Lucas Passarella
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WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Busy Bean Café barista Zeynab Polykarpos is reportedly unaware that pop-punk frontman and frequent customer Johnny…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Rockville mayor “Rowdy” Randy Holmes was removed from his elected position this morning after being deemed unfit…
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Michael Edwards
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Measureworks IT technician Jeff Simmins left dozens of bar patrons perplexed last night after singing “Svefn-g-englar”…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Tom Reynolds is still unsure which Green Day albums he’s allowed to enjoy publicly while…
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