Dustin Meadows
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October 31, 2019
POMONA, Calif. — Trick-or-treaters visiting the haunted junkyard behind Old Man Clemens’ house were rewarded with rusted harmonicas handed out…
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Jonah Nink
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October 31, 2019
What you have all done to Halloween is disgusting. Everywhere I turn people are dressed up in ‘sexy’ costumes and…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 31, 2019
BELLE ISLE, Fla. — Local goth Jess “Alexandria Ravenwood” Reynolds is heartbroken that her recently deceased aunt did not include…
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Joe Rumrill
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October 30, 2019
SYDNEY, Australia — Developers behind the popular mid-2000s peer-to-peer sharing platform Kazaa announced today that files labeled “Tom_Green_Sausage_Song_AudioREAL_FUNNY” will headline…
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Louie Aronowitz
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October 30, 2019
AUSTIN, Texas — Pop-punk quartet Shapes and Sizes is enjoying their most fiscally stable tour yet, splitting expenses amongst the…
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John Dixon
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October 29, 2019
NEW YORK — The Hard Times ran out of small print and medium-sized print copies of their new book, “The…
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John Bukovac
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October 28, 2019
PITTSBURGH — Local punk Sean Schricker was spotted around lunchtime yesterday carrying a bag of food from upscale gas station…
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Mark Roebuck
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October 27, 2019
DENVER — Lead singers of two pop-punk bands issued a split release today, a collaborative letter apologizing for their mutual…
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Jordan Breeding
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October 27, 2019
NEW YORK — Mariner Books, the publisher of “The Hard Times: The First 40 Years,” announced Friday their intention to…
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CJ Hernandez
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October 27, 2019
TAMPA, Fla. — Local punk Stephen Lazaro broke up with his new goth girlfriend earlier this week after discovering that…
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