Eric Navarro
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December 3, 2020
I hate 311. They are my nemesis. Why, you ask? Because they committed the worst crime of all. Something I…
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Bobby Korec
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December 3, 2020
CHICAGO — Hip hop artist and aspiring real estate tycoon Chancelor Johnathan Bennett, known professionally as Chance the Rapper, plans…
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Henrik Persson
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December 2, 2020
AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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Ryan Werner
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December 2, 2020
EFFINGHAM, N.H. — Phish devotee Pete Selner was told by his wife yet again last week to "get a fucking…
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John Danek
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December 1, 2020
Dear Guitar teachers of the world, Who hurt you? Every week, my guitar lesson starts off the same. I fumble…
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Zac Lux
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November 29, 2020
RICHMOND, Va. — Local metalhead Kevin Miller turned the volume down on his amp from 11 to 10 earlier this…
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John Danek
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November 29, 2020
Avenged Sevenfold carried the torch for guitar-based metal and hard rock back in the mid-2000s. For 3-5 years, you couldn’t…
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Bobby Korec
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November 28, 2020
Where did I get this totally sweet retro band shirt, you ask? You might think I bought it from Hot…
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John Danek
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November 28, 2020
BALTIMORE — Influential powerviolence band ElevenTimesElevenCrimes announced today that expensive car repairs, alimony payments, and a misguided Playstation 4 purchase…
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James Knapp
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November 25, 2020
DALEVILLE, Va. — Local metal fan Cliff Gallaway mistakenly drank an entire bottle of high-end shampoo in the shower this…
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