John Danek
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Shipping conglomerate FedEx announced a massive hiring effort to recruit hundreds of staffers dedicated to fucking up…
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Amanda Russel
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NEW YORK — Emo fans remain shaken to their core after the release of the previously unthinkable: a new track…
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Tim Graham
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Hollywood composer Danny Elfman was reportedly dejected after his proposed score for an legitimately haunted carnival…
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Ciara Murphy
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BOSTON — Local ray of sunshine Sarah Bootley openly and unashamedly enjoyed Naval Tomb’s show from the front row last…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — Concert-goers at the legendary Smoking Barrel recently learned that the club has never had to refill the…
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Colleen Nerney
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Fans of the late, exceptionally talented rapper Coolio spent the last 12 hours muttering the lyrics they…
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Audrey Vieira
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It’s always awkward when two girls show up in the same outfit but it’s even worse when nearly two thousand…
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Bobby Korec
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CORVALLIS, Ore. — Local punk band No Thank You took a quick breather in the middle of their set to…
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Colleen Nerney
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local teenager Lauren Sneden has been grounded by her moms for calling indie-rock sibling duo Tegan and…
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Dan Kozuh
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NARBERTH, Pa. — Local thrash metal outfit Gore Primordial hastily threw together an impromptu photo shoot when it was discovered…
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