Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Local barista and music know-it-all Nathaniel Pellson claimed he knew Canadian band Nickelback long before they weren’t…
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NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…
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Chris Bowen
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ORLANDO, Fla. — A new long sleeve shirt design for death metal band Gorebomb is confusing fans with its overwhelming…
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Local maniac Cole Kristoff openly admits he prefers the most recent releases from his favorite metal band…
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Chris Bowen
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CHICAGO — Several Doctors at Rochester University School of Health Sciences were left with a few questions Saturday after examining…
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Chris Jones
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TOPEKA, Kan. — Local guitarist Austin Henderson is reportedly fed up with his father calling his lifelong dream of making…
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James Knapp
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DOVER, Del. — Struggling power-thrash band Boot Full of Piss recently sat down to a predictably cheap dinner made up…
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Max Barth
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local teenager and die-hard fan of The Menzingers, Jesse Smith, appeared today to be “tearfully nostalgic”…
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Sara Mellas
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WHITES CREEK, Tenn. – Local man Cory Romstead opted to ring in 2023 at home high as hell on his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Machine Gun Kelly threatened to once again butcher a beloved System of a Down song on national…
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