Nick Ortolani
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PLAINSVILLE, Iowa — Local virgin Andy Wardell grew concerned yesterday that his future sexual intercourse may resemble the acts described…
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Daniel Arnold
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SEATTLE — Dedicated grandfather and unapologetic metalhead Lyle Makowski carved the names of his two grandsons, Henry and Mitchell, on…
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Jason VanSlycke
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MILWAUKEE — A feral hair-metal band identifying itself as Twisted Sister broke into the home of and terrorized a local…
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Ted Pillow
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LONDON — Researchers at the London Institute of Hard Rock released new scientific findings today that suggest some British proto-metal…
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Mike Civins
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Aging metalhead Greg "Nailgun" Dellarose has replaced the patches on his battle vest with his important, personal…
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Collin Canning
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Anyone who’s ever been to a wedding can tell you the music is the main attraction. That’s why I poured…
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John Danek
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If Jimi Hendrix opened the door to what could be done on an electric guitar, Eddie Van Halen split-kicked that…
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Ish Gupta
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Listen babe, no one in this scene is a bigger ally than me. When news breaks about a band member's…
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Mike Civins
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Curses! Here I am trying to enjoy a live-streamed performance from Cradle of Filth, my beloved purveyors of gothic metal…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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CLEVELAND — Cleveland School of the Arts Principal and metalhead educator Ryan Donnavin sent home 7th grader Alex Ramirez yesterday…
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