Matt McInerney
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OSLO, Norway — Members of the black metal band Flesheating Cadaver are reportedly entirely unaware that they have accidentally chosen…
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Chris Bowen
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HELL — Ruler of the underworld and Dark Lord Satan admitted that even after all these years, he is still…
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Chris Bowen
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DETROIT — Crowd members attending a show headline by doom metal band Wretched Wizard questioned the band’s authenticity when they…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Extreme Nordic black metal band Virus Ritual celebrated a successful run of U.S. tour dates with the…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — The Game Show Network canceled the metal-and-pyro-themed “Win Rammstein’s Money” after the set burned to the ground…
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Audrey Vieira
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GRAND CAYMAN, Cayman Islands — Disgraced actor Armie Hammer reportedly walked out of a Cannibal Corpse performance moments before the…
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Dan Kozuh
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NARBERTH, Pa. — Local thrash metal outfit Gore Primordial hastily threw together an impromptu photo shoot when it was discovered…
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Cory Cousins
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LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman, and only remaining founding member, Dave Mustaine was shocked to discover he was kicked out…
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Zachary Wolf
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SHREVEPORT, La. — Local metal band Sinister Dissonance warned their guitarist Henry Derrickson that he’ll go blind if he doesn’t…
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Patrick Coyne
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RICHMOND, Va. — Shock rockers GWAR admitted recently that despite decades of dousing their fans in bodily fluids, none of…
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