Sarah Feliciano
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July 21, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Grindcore frontwoman and recent gynecological patient Lexi Tyler discovered her never-before-heard guttural vocal abilities during an IUD…
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Mimi Kenny
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July 19, 2022
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local freelance videographer, and part-time ambient music composer, Cooper Mills is intensely contemplating the potential thematic…
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Chris Bowen
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July 16, 2022
WASHINGTON — Avid music fan Philip Moore felt it was time to give a band he always hated another chance…
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Tyler Roland
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June 21, 2022
FRANKENMUTH, Mich. — Local grindcore band Ültimate Castration came under fire for adding a completely unnecessary umlaut over the ‘u’…
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Ted Pillow
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June 13, 2022
MERCER, Pa. — Nancy Lou and Michael Reznor remain optimistic that their son Trent’s strange clothing, dour attitude, and obsession…
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SINGAPORE — Members of grindcore trio Wormrot announced their vocalist Arif Rot is being replaced by the random goat that…
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Matt McInerney
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March 12, 2022
Okay hear me out, fellas. I’m not trying to say that our past photo shoots weren't great. I love the…
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Kevin Tit
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March 9, 2022
You need quality assurance from your HVAC repairman. That's why it's imperative that you, the consumer, know for a fact…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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January 22, 2022
NEW YORK — New safe injection site, Harm Reduction and Education Center, was deemed “fascist” by Marcus “Scuzz” Benitez after…
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Robert John Scucci
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November 29, 2021
NASHVILLE — The newly married Taylor family is disgusted by a shameless act of self-promotion exhibited by the wedding band…
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