Daniel Louis
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January 22, 2017
LOS ANGELES -- Jerry Seinfeld, co-creator and star of the '90s hit television sitcom Seinfeld, is reportedly in development talks…
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Dan Rice
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January 14, 2017
STAMFORD, Conn. -- After a brief, failed attempt to participate in a social media trend, liquor store clerk Kurt Kruszewski…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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MORRIS PLAINS, N.J. - Local mathcore band Obtuse Heart released a new album entitled Life Is But 58008 last week,…
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Dan Kozuh
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November 19, 2016
NEWTON, Mass. -- Local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush…
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Dan Kozuh
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September 23, 2016
NEW ORLEANS -- Drone metal act hur’Q took time during their performance Friday night to honor Chris Slade, their friend…
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WACO, Texas — Convicted murderer James Wellington's bone-chilling confession surrounding the dismemberment of four hitchhikers in 2013 was clearly designed to attract…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. - Local noise musician BBBULL pulled what several audience members called "the ultimate rockstar move" when he smashed his…
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LOS ANGELES – Katy McDonald is shattering the noise scene’s infamous reputation of being male-dominated with her much-talked-about project, DRILLHER,…
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Kyle Erf
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April 10, 2016
LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…
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