Eric Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes…
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Bill Rockas
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BROOKLINE, Mass. — Local cynic Winston Buckler has panned the joyous advent of the Toyotathon as nothing more than a…
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Matt Husser
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Blake Crawford was reportedly heartbroken while attending his 20-year high school reunion after coming to…
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Dan Kozuh
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Disney's beloved icon Mickey Mouse was unceremoniously fired after a decades-old airbrushed image of him smoking a…
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MILWAUKEE — Local resident Stephen Calagna found a new and incredibly sad way to take part in Taco Night by…
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Eric Degliomini
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Time to update the ol’ resume! An otherwise enjoyable work lunch has been brought to a halt after a waiter…
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Mark Shady
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If you're thinking, "wait, the ‘Euphoria’ cast has time to celebrate birthdays in between smashing each other silly within their…
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Chris Bowen
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AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — George Quinn, an account manager at the Babaco insurance company, recently realized the amount of sheer…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Mike McCutchen is attempting to free solo an imposing 6’4” man blocking the view of the…
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Drew Gigis
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CLEVELAND — Local elementary school student Chase Farmer recently found himself in a predicament after winning a skateboarding contest at…
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