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Matt Husser • November 1, 2024

TUCSON — Local Man Steven Barnes threw away the progress of nine full years of therapy to pursue a brief…

Sean Fallon • November 1, 2024

BUTLER, Penn. – Billionaire Elon Musk unveiled an offer of $1 million to anyone willing to sign his birthday card,…

Sam LiButti • October 31, 2024

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local mother Martha Browning grew concerned for her crust punk son after hearing rumors circulating that some…

Courtney Hill • October 30, 2024

MT. POCONO, Penn. — Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst recently crashed a Halloween campout and borrowed a bit of his…

Matt Husser • October 29, 2024

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local werewolf Steve Callahan was under fire today after an unexpected transformation left his wolf form trapped…

Peter Ferrarese • October 29, 2024

BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Local conservative man and general douchebag Chet Dyker was spotted at a Halloween party this past weekend…

Jeff Cardello • October 28, 2024

CINCINNATI — Ophelia Kingsley, an esteemed thereminist who has been a featured guest player with the London Symphony, Orchestre de…

Jessica Lillian • October 27, 2024

Yikes! Is your relationship on the rocks — or fully over — right when you were supposed to be dressing…

Chris Bowen • October 27, 2024

Who's got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal…

Bill Conway • October 27, 2024

WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…

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