Danny Taverner
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NEW YORK — Progressive punk Otto Williams replaced the phrase “bum a cigarette” earlier today with “homeless person a cigarette”…
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Danny Taverner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 13 ½-year-old punk Bailey Tolbert is in a “full-blown” midlife crisis, unsure what to do with…
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Jeremy Hammond
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Alicia Lane is spending another long, slippery, water-soaked winter in her insufficiently winterized Doc Marten…
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Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…
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Pete GK
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AKRON, Ohio — Local punk and apparent millionaire Ryan Simpson paid $6 for Friday night’s sliding-scale admission for a show…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Vice-Principal of Eden Prairie High School Wayne McCarthy claimed this week that he can relate with…
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Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Guitarist Pete Leinbach reportedly stuck to his pre-planned list of “hit” anecdotes during a first, and likely last,…
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Rick Homuth
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WASHINGTON — Police officers broke up a rowdy Capitol Hill gathering early Saturday morning after receiving noise complaints from several…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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Feminists have long criticized the way periods are portrayed in entertainment and media, but we actually have a cis man…
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Sam Rose
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LOS ANGELES — Anemic American and Etsy shop owner Devin Davies was seen this morning sorting a variety of personal,…
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