Andy Holt
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ORLANDO, Fla. – Terrible local ska band Honk Republic transformed into a halfway-decent punk band late Monday night, when their…
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John Danek
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In a land decimated by civil war, terrorism, and violence, Syrian musicians have persevered through hell on earth. Thanks to…
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Kyle Erf
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Your coworker Michael Banks, a 33-year-old office assistant and widely known flake, announced plans today to get…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — The Pomegranate Verbena-scented Glade Plug-In at notorious punk venue The Grindstone is “doing the best it can under…
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Brendan Krick
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PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid…
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Patrick Coyne
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Two things I know for sure — Most sexual fetishes can be traced back to a singular, intense childhood experience,…
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Rob Steinberg
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EARTH, Milky Way Galaxy — 2017 announced its resignation as our current year earlier today amidst numerous allegations of gross…
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Dan Rice
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As someone who considers themselves to be an evolved being, I am well aware that social media addiction is a…
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Andy Holt
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Local libertarian Peter Murphy faced off against and won a rousing debate last night against his radical,…
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Brendan Krick
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local creep Leonard Finkle is under fire once again this week for his repeated and unprompted body…
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