Andy Holt
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Cracker. Honky. Whitey. Redneck. These are among the many terms that aren't racist because it's impossible to be racist to…
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Andy Holt
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Cracker. Honky. Whitey. Redneck. These are among the many terms that aren't racist because it's impossible to be racist to…
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Roommates at punk/party house the Snake Pit are reportedly growing alarmed by the complete lack of…
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Let’s get one thing straight- my rifle collection could defend a small country. I could wipe out my entire town’s…
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Courtney Baka
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local woman Maria Phillips narrowly escaped embarrassment yesterday when she convinced visitors that the sex toy she…
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Claire Brown
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Romance is dead and millennials killed it. Gone are the days of excitement, spontaneity, and fidelity. Instead, the “me me…
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Rose Neptune
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MISSOULA, Mont. — Local stoner Zannah Meyers concluded that the weed she smoked this afternoon must be “extremely shitty,” after…
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Doug Francisco
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ALLSTON, Mass. — Local musician Doug Robinson attempted to borrow a bassoon last night for his set with folk-punk octet…
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LOS ANGELES — Music aficionado and noted short person Heather Allred’s YouTube-watching experience was interrupted last night when a tall,…
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Jack Lewis
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…
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