Michael Edwards
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Measureworks IT technician Jeff Simmins left dozens of bar patrons perplexed last night after singing “Svefn-g-englar”…
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Eric Navarro
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While adults are busy arguing on Facebook or getting their daily propaganda from Fox News, one high school junior is…
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Lana Schwartz
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CHICAGO — Local man Tom Bencin, who recently spent $35 on a Pussyslaughter T-shirt that reads “#1 PUSSY MURDERER” in…
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Sari Beliak
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INDIO, Calif. –– Swarms of honeybees began their annual trek to the Coachella music festival early Friday morning to pollinate…
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Daniel Louis
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PHILADELPHIA — An online dinner recipe for a simple, vegan-friendly lentil soup has allegedly been written as a “fucking novel…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) As an Aries, it's no secret that you can be a giant diva from time to…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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DALLAS — Ricardo “the Scuzz” Garza tripled his net worth last night when he found a half of a pack…
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Chuck Kowalski
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SEATTLE — Amazon’s “Echo Chamber,” a next-generation smart speaker, will enable reaffirmation of users’ most dreadful opinions from anywhere in…
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DALLAS, Texas — Concerned mother and sole reason for her children’s anxieties Pamela Yates suggested this morning that her kids…
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Allison Mick
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BOSTON — Craig Manning warned his fellow show attendees last night that there was a broken glass bottle on the…
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