John Danek
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WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during tonight's debate for the 2020…
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WASHINGTON — Pop-punk frontmen from around the country marched in the nation’s capital today advocating for the federal minimum age…
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Louie Aronowitz
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Mark Sadler believed a meme he saw today was exactly the kind of thing his…
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Steve Esparra
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MIAMI — Former Vice President Joe Biden, considered by many to be the current frontrunner for the Democratic nomination against…
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Bobby Korec
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Longtime Apple technical writer Jerry Perrywinkle released a passionate yet long-winded statement today about his 18 years…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Distant smoke signals spotted by staff at local gay bar Pitchers earlier today confirmed that the bachelorette party…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOWIE, Md. — The entire staff at Free State Digital deduced today that a general housekeeping email from HR, despite…
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Allison Mick
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MARTINEZ, Calif. — An awards ceremony at Gravel-Doyle High School was disrupted today by students claiming that Jimmy Brooks, the…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Professional amateur rude boy Devin Taft is confident he’ll nail his “perfect” moves for his upcoming “Dancing…
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