Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Punk legend and filmmaker Glenn Danzig's debut horror film “Verotika” will be available exclusively on Netflix later…
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Collin Canning
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LANGHAM, Saskatchewan — A Beta Cucks show last night at the Langham Legion Hall was interrupted when a windmilling punk…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Local man Jeffrey Woodward is running out of good sides of his mouth to chew with, thanks…
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John Danek
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WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during tonight's debate for the 2020…
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WASHINGTON — Pop-punk frontmen from around the country marched in the nation’s capital today advocating for the federal minimum age…
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Louie Aronowitz
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Mark Sadler believed a meme he saw today was exactly the kind of thing his…
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Steve Esparra
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MIAMI — Former Vice President Joe Biden, considered by many to be the current frontrunner for the Democratic nomination against…
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Bobby Korec
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Longtime Apple technical writer Jerry Perrywinkle released a passionate yet long-winded statement today about his 18 years…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Distant smoke signals spotted by staff at local gay bar Pitchers earlier today confirmed that the bachelorette party…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…
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