John Graham
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DANVERS, Mass. — A straight edge Ouija board steadfastly refused to indulge in a midnight seance Saturday night, directly defying…
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POMONA, Calif. — Local straight edger Dave Bower drank every non-alcoholic beverage intended for use as a mixer last night…
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Krissy Howard
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BECKLEY, W. Va. — Recent Philidelpia transplant Abigail Kingaby is currently making rounds to visit several friends, all buried among…
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Dan Kozuh
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WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Struggling Democratic contender Beto O'Rourke wrote several popular lyrics by alternative/metal band 311 on the palm of…
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Bobby Korec
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HOUSTON — The world’s first factory-farm-to-table restaurant Le Cochon Souffrant opened to largely negative reviews this week, as patrons were…
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Matt Wassung
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MERRIMACK, N.H. — Iconic town landmark Makeout Point, once the place to go for late-night necking, is now allegedly almost…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOWIE, Md. — The back-breaking labor of Free State Digital staffer and lifelong punk Michael Fazekas to avoid doing his…
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Dan Kozuh
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Brown University freshman Matthew Davis made history earlier this week by becoming the first member of his…
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Cory Cousins
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SAN DIEGO – Several passersby were bewildered yesterday by what must have been a steampunk of some sort, quietly reading…
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Cory Cousins
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Look, we’ve all been there. You’ve decided to take a nice, relaxing vacation, sailing by yourself in the middle of…
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