Doug Francisco
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LOS ANGELES — Following days of demonstration in the streets, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti instituted a curfew for 30…
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Lauren Lavín
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LOS ANGELES — Racism made a shocking comeback today after it was previously believed defeated by the Blackout Tuesday social…
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DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…
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NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters…
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Brendan Kelly
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Last night I went to the first gathering I’ve been to in the months and it was amazing! Everyone there…
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NEW YORK — Local undercover cop Daniel Cleary accidentally revealed himself as law enforcement during the protests surrounding the murder…
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Charles Bill
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This past week we all watched as executive chef Jeff Tray was eliminated from the hit Food Network show “Chopped”…
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LOS ANGELES — Human remains discovered in a shallow grave in Angeles Forest yesterday were identified as those of legendary…
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Ted Pillow
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local conspiracy theorist Vinnie Logano discovered a secret plot yesterday to kick him out of the “BFF…
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Krissy Howard
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AKRON, Ohio — Local cop Officer Ryan Kowalcyzk admitted he is having a tough time separating the assault he commits…
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