Jerrod Kingery
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EDGARTOWN, Mass. — Residents of the popular New England summer destination Martha’s Vineyard reported that a local coot and grizzled…
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Patrick Coyne
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ANDALUSIA, Pa. — A group of preteen boys playing in the woods yesterday were “totally meh” after stumbling upon a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Experts warned today that listening to the hit Mountain Goats song “This Year” is no longer enough…
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Cory Cousins
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Viking metal band Fjord Destroyer took a local Chili’s restaurant by storm during the evening rush last…
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Zac Fairhall
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SEATTLE — Seattle police officers attempting to complete a routine first-aid course last week finished their training session by kneeling…
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IMPERIAL BEACH, Calif. — A punk shark known to terrorize beachgoers attacked a scuba diver by ripping the sleeves off…
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John Danek
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PARIS — Auteur director Wes Anderson reportedly punched a hole into the drywall of his penthouse apartment last night after…
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Cory Cousins
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PORTLAND, Ore. — “Mom Walls” and “Dad Walls” barricading themselves in front of local law enforcement and federal agents have…
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Eli Johnson
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JACKSON, Mich. — Rock‘n’roll legend Ted Nugent blasted Presidential candidate Joe Biden in an open letter today after the presumptive…
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John Danek
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Conestoga Distillery, the makers of popular new Vulture Rye whiskey, have disrupted the market by selling their…
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