Stephen Bell
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Richard Gere is known to be one of the silver foxes of Hollywood. With a full head of peppered grey…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…
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John Dixon
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man James Bo finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of growing out his hair last month, only…
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Dan Kozuh
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NORCROSS, Ga. — Local man Craig Barnett, who quit smoking in 1995, discovered a box yesterday filled with Camel cigarettes's…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Self-described “cinema aficionado” Kevin Clifford has spent the past several months becoming fluent in Japanese in order…
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James Knapp
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local 20-somethings Ashton Knoll and Kevin Stohl were approved yesterday for a second mortgage on their fiddle…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOSTON — A study by researchers at MIT has found that nearly every person who has publicly denounced a canceled…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man Shaun Clemens is reportedly planning to spend St. Patrick’s Day in his usual leprechaun costume, drinking…
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Ryan Danley
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…
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Patrick Crooks
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WALDORF, Md. — Otherwise well-adjusted 37-year-old adult Sean Collier realized yesterday that he still folds under the slightest peer pressure…
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