James Knapp
•
BERLIN — A group of punks and aspiring assassins traveled eighty years back in time only to fail in their…
Read More →
Heather Cook
•
LANGHORNE, Pa. — Local clueless friend Jordan Schmidt overlooked the lifelong trauma of being dumped in the smelly black hole…
Read More →
David Britton
•
NEW YORK — Producers of “Fox & Friends” announced today that they will move the popular news show from its…
Read More →
Krissy Howard
•
BERNALILLO, N.M. — The abandoned crusts on a medium, two-topping pizza purchased and eaten yesterday evening were seen in an…
Read More →
Bobby Korec
•
Many so-called critics will tell you that the show “Dinosaurs” was a visionary masterpiece and technological breakthrough in television. But…
Read More →
Vince Ratti
•
LUBBOCK, Texas — Chicken farmer Todd Lowe admitted today that he’s fed up with the stream of people who are…
Read More →
Caitlin Chung
•
NEW YORK — Fortune magazine released the first-ever Misfortune 500 list last week, citing a need to highlight the “fucking…
Read More →
Sarah Feliciano
•
Yes, we’re living through a global pandemic and COVID numbers are rising every day, but it’s still Rex Manning Day.…
Read More →
Jack Bravstein
•
TRAVIS COUNTY, Texas — Local college student Jason Manzano expertly danced around the subject of vaccination rollout last week upon…
Read More →
Bobby Korec
•
NEW YORK — Newly separated couple Morgan Gregany and Riley Churchill will continue their relationship on a strictly utilitarian basis…
Read More →
