Bobby Korec
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CRAIG, Colo. — Local punk Kenneth Dieter instinctively snuck into a show despite there being no cover charge to enter,…
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Lana Kim
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age…
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Sarah Feliciano
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EUGENE, Ore. — Roommates and known stoners Lilia Huerta and Sam Khan reportedly witnessed Kate Bush in the form of…
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Antonio Cruise
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PALMDALE, Calif. — Local fuel sniffer, Seth Carr, purchased several grams of heavily cut cocaine in response to historically high…
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Doug Kolic
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TORONTO — Concert goers were left baffled last night when drummer Gareth McGibbons of mathcore band Hyde Index burst into…
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Corey Montgomery
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Southern woman and recreational drug user Darlene Abbot reportedly refers to every amphetamine or stimulant simply as…
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Matt Bieker
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CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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Matt Bieker
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CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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MONTREAL — Members of the pop-punk Simple Plan are having an existential crisis after realizing that life never really stopped…
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Nuutti Sihvonen
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LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences handed out the awards for Best Film Editing and…
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