Dave McNamara
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Sales reports from a local Home Depot confirmed the retail giant is yet to sell a single…
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Sean Mullee
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LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a…
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Dave McNamara
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BOSTON — Door staff trainee, Shawn “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, failed the Whiskey Fist music venue’s onboarding test of sticking patrons' arm…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — A new report from teachers, librarians, and anyone who has ever picked up a book at any point…
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The Hard Times Staff
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The Hard Times launched on December 14, 2014, and since then we have continued to bring you the most hard-hitting,…
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John Danek
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Lonely, depressed Sweetwater sales engineer Hank Grenell texted a former shopper to see if he was…
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Amanda Russel
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MANDAN, N.D. — A new queer punk advent calendar became immensely popular when it advertised the fact each door contains…
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Doug Kolic
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The lamestream media will try to convince you that the War on Christmas is a bunch of made-up right-wing propaganda…
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Ben Friedman
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local police officer Brad Chapman allegedly planted a pot brownie at an elementary school’s bake sale,…
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Wilson Conkwright
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NASHVILLE — Local bartender Otis Fuller is now just as covered in stickers as the grimey surfaces of the disgusting…
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