Anna Walsh
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local woman Nina Hernandez reportedly took the time to pack and load the starter bass she…
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Mimi Kenny
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PHOENIX, Ariz. — A track-for-track covers album of Black Sabbath’s “Master of Reality” offers a remarkable glimpse at what the…
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Stephen Bell
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HOUSTON — Local punk Alec Ryers revealed that all four tires on his heavily used Honda Fit were spares, according…
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John Danek
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BETHESDA, Md. — Military weapons developer and defense contracting behemoth Lockheed Martin announced that it is holding a DIY-style fundraiser…
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Doug Kolic
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LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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Bobby Korec
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APPLETON, Wisc. — Local seasonal retail giant Ghouls Depot is reportedly already playing Christmas music over their sound system despite…
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Max Barth
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local goth Andrea Smith is reportedly thrilled to begin telling anyone who will listen about the…
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Audrey Vieira
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The original “Scream” is a must-see horror classic that still terrifies audiences today, mainly because it’s so true to life.…
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Vince Ratti
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – A ghost present while several tweens were playing with a ouija board became pretty freaked out after…
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Chris Bowen
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HELL — Ruler of the underworld and Dark Lord Satan admitted that even after all these years, he is still…
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