John Danek
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Reactionary governor Ron DeSantis signed a controversial law limiting all use of public school TV carts to…
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Dom Turek
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local woman Tracey Garibay entered the wild world of bondage by trying on a pair of American…
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John Danek
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Insufferable penny-pinching hipster Paul Sandor recently began the cost-cutting and dickhead-looking practice of rolling his own…
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Colleen Nerney
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PERRYOPOLIS, Penn. — The signature 2023 Chardonnay by Grapes of Wrath winery presents heavily with top notes of vinyl chloride,…
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Jessica Lillian
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PHILADELPHIA — Local rock band Royale Slats played an afternoon set at Parsleybrick Beer Garden to a crowd containing more…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DURANGO, Colo. – Employees at a local insurance office were granted permission to arrive to work baked out of their…
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LOS ANGELES — Canned water brand Liquid Death and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker are collaborating on a new collectible enema…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Local priest Father Charles Bovie recently pronounced newlywed social media influencers “wife guy and wife” during their…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Ousted Fox News personality Tucker Carlson is looking for a new gig which would allow more freedom for…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANAHEIM, Cali. — Local middle-aged man Shawn Hampton felt the full effects of venti Starbucks cold-brew and told friends that…
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