Tim Graham
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FALL RIVER, Mass. — Local 37-year-old punk Ryan Foley realized he had inadvertently abstained from drugs and alcohol long enough…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Dead Kennedy’s superfan Mike Luger was in for a surprise today after he discovered that his new…
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NASHVILLE — Controversial country singer Jason Aldean recently penned a solemn ode to the Boston police officer who rapidly tumbled…
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Joe Rumrill
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LINCOLN, Mass. — Local homeowner Shauneese Fortenberry was surprised to receive a “punk” singing telegram yesterday that left the entire…
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KANSAS CITY, Mo.— Local man Zane Starzyk is beside himself with stress and frustration after taking a mental health day…
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Mimi Kenny
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Trevor Delphry, a self-described “crypto wrangler” and member of several known white supremacist groups, recently found himself…
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Ben Friedman
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local 39-year-old Perry Lawson is one of the many millennials across the globe honoring the death of…
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Brisa Sylvestre
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AMHERST, Mass. — Your friend once again asked if you plan to ever have children, like you’re not reeling with…
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Christian Dawson
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JANESVILLE, Wisc. — Tom Howard, a local 39-year-old with a rare Saturday afternoon to himself, was faced with a startling…
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MEQUON, Wisc. — Local Milwaukee Brewers superfan and lifelong edgeman Paul Grazow continually knocks the team’s merchandise out of his…
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