Robert John Scucci
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SEATTLE – Tyler Moss, the frontman of up-and-coming local grunge revival band Bent Angles raised quite a few eyebrows after…
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Tim Graham
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MENOMONEE FALLS, Wis. — Local youngster Phoebe Flax, age 9, is reportedly selling loose cigarettes alongside her delicious lemonade, according…
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Joe Rumrill
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WABASH, Ind. — Guests of a recent keg party almost had their good time ruined after avowed musical theater freak…
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Charles Bill
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AUSTIN – Veteran MMA commentator and comedian Joe Rogan steered his podcast conversation from his guest’s earnest discussion of mortality…
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Matt Husser
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…
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Fox News hosted the first Republican presidential primary last night where eight of the worst people you could ever meet…
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Tim Graham
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CLAREMONT, Calif. — University student Lisa Dempsey discovered the latter half of her boyfriend’s copy of David Foster Wallace’s titanic…
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Doug Kolic
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HAMELIN, Germany — Local residents awoke to the horrifying sight of thousands of filthy rats being led back into the…
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Jessica Carreiro
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MESA, Ariz. — A waiter’s routine check-in interrupted Ashleigh Firio stuffing six inches of cock in her mouth during a…
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Zachary Wolf
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SPEARFISH, S.D. – A small town is mired in chaos after teenage punk Jill Mulgrove said that the town’s government,…
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