Nathan Kamal
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September 19, 2023
CHICAGO — Thirty-eight-year-old millennial and grocery store manager Tyler Bretlin was shocked to vividly re-experience the iconic opening credits scene…
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Ben Friedman
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September 18, 2023
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed another victory after signing a bill allowing parents to leave their…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 17, 2023
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover…
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Sara Božin
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September 17, 2023
TROLLSTIGEN, Norway — Teenage punks Xavier Martinez and Sydney Black were shocked to discover that the address of a house…
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Robert John Scucci
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September 16, 2023
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Gibson Brands Inc. announced plans to debut their new signature line of Flying V Jet Skis at…
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Bibek Gurung
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September 16, 2023
DES MOINES, Iowa — GOP presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy faces another cease and desist order, this time from singer Morrissey…
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Stephen Bell
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September 15, 2023
PHILADELPHIA — Jealous husband and punker Shaun Grables is starting to suspect that his wife is secretly having sex with…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 14, 2023
LOS ANGELES — A rather hilarious Petey sketch where he plays at least a half dozen characters was reportedly not…
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Nathan Kamal
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September 14, 2023
PATERSON, N.J. — Local punk and high school junior Terry Probost, who often claims to miss the grimy, dangerous, pre-Guiliani…
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The Hard Times Staff
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September 13, 2023
SAN JOSE — Local man Chris Bendar, 32, very carefully found a verbal path around mentioning TikTok when recommending Petey’s…
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