James Knapp
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BEL AIR, Md. — Elder punk Cameron McClintock was recently addressed as “sir” by staff at an area Hot Topic…
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Brett McCabe
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LOS ANGELES — Audience members in attendance at a recent taping of “The Masked Singer” were stunned when the contestant…
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Jessica Lillian
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SAN JOSE, Calif. – Resident punk housecat Marigold keeps bringing Dead Kennedys merchandise to her owner and dropping it on…
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Alex Vlahov
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SEATTLE — Multinational coffeehouse chain Starbucks rolled out a new seasonal offering to increase their market dominance of fall flavors…
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Tim Graham
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The seedy nightclub scene has long been a staple of cinema and television, often serving as an inversion of the…
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Bex Kane
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The American Association of Grandmothers laid out plans for a thorough investigation into precisely when their…
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Matt McInerney
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local dad Will Lowe somehow managed to accidentally “reply all” the national emergency alert test FEMA sent…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — 43-year-old Van Halen fan Jared “Keyz” Keaton fulfilled his lifelong dream of playing the “Jump” synth intro…
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Ben Friedman
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RICHMOND, Va. — Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching…
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