Colleen Nerney
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SEATTLE — Local 52-year-old man and longtime vegan James McMorgan is reportedly furious that the currently available meat alternatives kind…
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Matt Husser
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SEATTLE — Local man Tom Perry was absolutely disgusted after he learned he spent roughly 30 seconds rocking out to…
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Zachary Wolf
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FREDERICK, Md. – A local movie theater recently removed the front rows of seats so the throngs of attending dads…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the…
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Stephen Bell
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WACO, Texas. — Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps after…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Volunteers with the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Acoustics (PETA (But Not Assholes)) recently rescued a…
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Alex Vlahov
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LOS ANGELES – Director David Fincher admits he feels honored to be one of the filmmakers influencing another generation of…
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Nathan Kamal
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Ever since the little blue creatures originally known as “Les Schtroumpfs” were introduced in a Belgian comic book for weirdos…
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The Hard Times Staff
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KENT, Conn. — Former diplomat, and noted war criminal, Henry Kissinger died at his home yesterday reportedly of a broken…
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Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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