John Danek
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July 29, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Hollywood A-lister Mark Wahlberg is researching a new role as a police officer in upcoming thriller “Crown…
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Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Dianne Nora
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July 10, 2021
WASHINGTON — Harold Fortner, a lobbyist for a major petroleum company, reportedly received a targeted ad on his Facebook account…
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Jay Chanoine
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July 5, 2021
WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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Ryan Danley
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July 4, 2021
CENTRALIA, Wash. — Local patriot Rick Staler is concerned that the size of the flags mounted in the bed of…
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Nathan Kamal
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July 2, 2021
HARRISONBURG, Va. — Lifelong fan of outlaw country music Chris Harper is also a fervent supporter of law enforcement in…
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Henrik Persson
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June 28, 2021
PITTSBURGH — The latest single by local punk band Dog Sniper used a sample of a “NBC Nightly News” telecast…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Dianne Nora
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June 22, 2021
NEW YORK — Undecided voter Tom O’Reilly is still not sure if any of his top candidates in the city’s…
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Jovian Gautama
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June 21, 2021
DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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