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Top 10 Blink 182 Songs That – Ok Now That the Boomers Are Gone, How Do We Get Rid of Them Permanently Before They Destroy the Planet?

Jonah Nink • October 20, 2019

Nothing beats a good Blink 182 song, here is our top 10 list. 10. Mutt - This Enema of the…

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Meet the Two Party Dudes That Put Sunglasses on Joe Biden to Make It Look Like He Is Still Alive

Dan Kozuh • October 18, 2019

Ricky Robinson and Drew O’Brien were just a couple of beach bums until they were invited to a soiree at…

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New Factory-Farm-to-Table Restaurant Horrifying Patrons

Bobby Korec • October 15, 2019

HOUSTON — The world’s first factory-farm-to-table restaurant Le Cochon Souffrant opened to largely negative reviews this week, as patrons were…

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Punk Working 12 Years at Wells Fargo Still Claims to be Taking Down Banking Industry From Inside

Patrick Coyne • October 10, 2019

CINCINNATI — Self-described anarcho-punk and Wells Fargo bank teller Gary Morin claimed again today that he only took his job…

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Proactive Intern Already Facing Sexual Harassment Allegations

Freelancer • October 9, 2019

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Termagant Pharmaceuticals product strategy intern Jeremy Hastings impressed colleagues last week by receiving more allegations of…

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We Spoke with Real Americans About the Election But Turns Out They’re All Pretty Fucking Stupid

Patrick Coyne • October 9, 2019

Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…

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Viewer Convinced 10 Seconds into Documentary

The Hard Times Staff • October 8, 2019

DANVILLE, Calif. — Local man Owen Nelson was completely convinced last night that the entire world is run by an…

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Pumpkin Spice Latte Calls Cops on Black Cold Brew

Kevin Tit • October 7, 2019

BETHESDA, Md. — A grande-sized pumpkin spice latte for Karen called the police moments ago on a black cold brew…

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Worst Political Facebook Rant in History Leaves 10 Unfriended, 37 Unfollowed

Matt McClurg • October 4, 2019

BOISE, Idaho — A pointless, rambling political rant posted to Facebook by local man Terry Boe this morning resulted in…

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Posting About Being a Single Dad Is a Full Time-Job

Eric Navarro • October 2, 2019

Maintaining a full adult schedule is difficult enough. Working a job AND cleaning the house? PASS. But we all do…

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