Malia Simon
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Here the fuck we go again. You swore if mom’s friend Gwen compared your music career to her jewelry business…
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Malia Simon
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Holy fucking shit! Some of you may not believe it when I tell you this, but yesterday I came upon…
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Michael Luis
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Throw away those workout DVDs, cancel your Weight Watchers membership, and unfollow your favorite fitness influencer on TikTok because there’s…
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Mimi Kenny
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I was feeling really frustrated with my career progression (or lack thereof). So, I decided to just do what every…
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Nathan Kamal
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Dogs aren't just man's best friend: canines are the Almighty's most favored species by a goddamn mile. Alone among all…
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Liam Stephenson
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We’ve all been there. You took Adderall to clean your apartment without crying and now you’re slotted for thirteen different…
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Zach Hudson
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Meet Julie (she/her). While Julie has always known she was straight and never had to go through the lonely, frightening…
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Bobby Korec
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Our dearly beloved Rick Moranis was known for a ton of quality material. He was a nerd inventor in “Honey,…
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Ben Friedman
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The longest day of the year is upon us, and with it comes thousands of years of humanity observing it…
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Dom Turek
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Physicists say energy doesn't die, it just changes form, but Ada Williams, an administrative assistant at Abbott Healthcare, proves that…
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