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Just Because I Don’t Dress Like It or Go to Shows or Believe In any of the Core Tenets Anymore Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Punk

The Hard Times Staff • November 30, 2017

Look, maybe I don’t dress like it anymore, or go to shows often (or ever), but that doesn’t mean I’m…

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15 Reasons I Don’t Tell People I’m A Squirter

The Hard Times Staff • November 30, 2017

There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of,…

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The Original Reviews for Pinkerton Were Under Appreciated Literary Classics Way Ahead of Their Time

Peter Woods • November 29, 2017

It’s a familiar story: a band releases a beloved first album to wide acclaim and then the critics pan the…

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4 Punk House Cats That Will Have You Saying “Are You Sure They’re OK to Live Here?”

Doug Francisco • November 29, 2017

Cats! The grist for the internet content mill, the furry little fucks that keep you up at night with their…

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The Next Spider-Man Needs to Be a Woman of Color Who Dies in the End Because Life Is Pain

Ed Saincome • November 28, 2017

Whitewashing. Cookie-cutter protagonist. A happy ending so out of touch with reality you can actually sleep at night. Sound familiar?…

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We Either Need to End Liberal Infighting or Escalate It into a Martial Arts Tournament to the Death

Dan Rice • November 27, 2017

There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a…

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Boycott: I’m Afraid NFL End Zone Celebrations Are Turning My Son Gay

The Hard Times Staff • November 26, 2017

My name is Bert Wilson and I have a message for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell: put an end to all…

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Shocking: Only Two Women Accuse Gene Simmons of Sexual Harassment

Eric Navarro • November 25, 2017

Recently, celebrities have been accused of sexual harassment, assault, and misconduct, leading to fan boycotts and industry blacklisting. Gene Simmons,…

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Don’t Judge Me Based on My Punchable Face, Judge Me Based on My Punchable Personality

Eric Navarro • November 24, 2017

Judgments based on sight alone are detrimental to our society. I am personally persecuted on a daily basis all because…

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I’ve Been Collecting Comics Ever Since I Was 10 Years Too Old

Jake Goldin • November 23, 2017

Alright, I’ll admit it: I’m a huge nerd. When most people watch superhero movies like Thor: Ragnarok, they’re just settling…

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