Ed Saincome
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OFucking Garfield, man... he’s got his face all over T-shirts and TV and posters telling me to read. What a…
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Rob Steinberg
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OI’ve had strong opinions about politics ever since I picked up a copy of the Dead Kennedys’ “Fresh Fruit and…
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Well this isn’t good. WWE Champion John Cena has a heart of gold, but it might just cost one sickly…
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Steve Fiorillo
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My pitch for this article was simple: I would ingest edibles and, under the influence, call a bunch of my…
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Ted Pillow
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Jeff Sessions’ crusade against marijuana is damaging to the American economy, harmful to our healthcare system, and totally blows chunks…
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Doug Francisco
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Look at that drummer. She just put down her regular sticks and picked up two little bundles of kebab skewers.…
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Mike Civins
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Attention longtime Slayer fans! If you’ve shown your dedication to thrash legends Slayer by carving the band’s name into your…
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Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…
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Dom Turek
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All day long I hear people complaining about how bad alcohol is. How it destroys families and makes you shit…
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John Danek
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All my life, I have felt that my soul was resonating sympathetically with another being’s essence. A spirit animal, if…
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