Ryan Danley
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As a proud American, I’m always looking for new business ventures. After a lot of research, my wife and I…
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Anthony Vito
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I’m sending out this message because I made a mistake and now I’m in grave danger. On my annual drive…
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Rose Vineshank
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The night is young. You have a Monster Energy Drink in one hand, and a Mad Dog 2020 in the…
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Patrick Crooks
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“Love in an Elevator” is a song by Aerosmith that appeared on their 1989 album "Pump." If you are asking…
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Jon Wood
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Six years ago, we took up the ambitious project of ranking every punk song ever recorded: a colossal catalog spanning…
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E.M. Caris
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When I was an impressionable youth, I was corrupted by cigarettes. At the tender age of 16, smoking ads were…
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Ted Pillow
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Am I the future of Gonzo journalism? I sure hope so, because my behavior today endangered my marriage, traumatized my…
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Patrick Crooks
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It’s time for our Adopt-a-Pet post of the week, in which we highlight wonderful pets that are looking for their…
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John Danek
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Everyone on planet Earth knows “Mambo No. 5.” Even if you were merely an egg in your mother’s womb at…
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Aidan Sears
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With the Verhoevian monster truck rally that is the Republican National Convention finally upon us, we here at The Hard…
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