Bobby Korec
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Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Courtney Baka
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A recent study conducted by the Institute for the Advanced Study of Sociology revealed that men are upwards of 90%…
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Patrick Coyne
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Every environmentally-minded millennial knows the pain of forgetting their reusable grocery bag. Unfortunately, it’s just too easy to buy a…
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Dan Kozuh
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I have always been sensitive to the emotions of people around me. When a baby cries, I cry. When someone…
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Dan Kozuh
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For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…
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John Dixon
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It’s 2020. The country is divided, the world is on fire, and a pop-punk album is topping the charts. At…
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Nick Ortolani
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We all know that choosing who to vote for is an unsatisfying, existentially-bleak, and pleasure-devoid bummer. It’s impossible to find…
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Jason VanSlycke
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Hey there, little guy. I’m your uncle, John, but everyone calls me Bonez. So... what colors you like? Nothing? Okay…
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Justin Cox
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Oh boy. I just shit my pants. Yup. On an evening walk across the Del Taco parking lot, I shit…
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Rachel Steele
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We took a trip out to one of the most active cities in America right now, Portland. It became too…
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