Baby Sinclair: All Grown up and Feeling Nasty
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He may be 30 years old but he’s still the baby and you still gotta love him. As a child…
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Oh No: This Guy Wants To Take Me Hiking After I Lied About Enjoying Hiking
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This guy asked me what I do in my free time and I fucked up and told him I really…
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This Machine Sends Articles From the New Yorker to Fascists
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Years from now we’re going to look back in this era of American history and examine what each and every…
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5 Bands You Must Listen to if You Want to See Your Family Alive Again
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With so much music out there these days, it can be hard to find the time to check everything out.…
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Here’s What the Cast of Seinfeld Looks Like Today but With Devilocks
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What’s the deal with the cast of "Seinfeld" today? And more importantly, what do they look like now, but with…
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If Huffing Glue Is Wrong, Why Can’t I Feel My Face and Where Am I?
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I’m sick and tired of the double standard when it comes to drug use in this country. If you want…
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If Smashing Your Instrument Is So Cool, How Come Guitar Center Says I Owe Them $17,500?
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This isn’t the dark ages. Women rock out. We play guitars. As Phoebe Bridgers demonstrated on SNL, sometimes we rock…
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We Captured a Lizard Person but We Think They’re Like the Janitor or Something Because They Didn’t Know Anything About Enslaving Humanity
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After years of unsuccessful attempts, me ‘n Scooter finally made our way down to Bohemian Grove and caught a lizard…
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If I’m Not Supposed to Eat the Decorative Soaps Why Are They Shaped Like Delicious Sea Shells?
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I love life's simple pleasures. I'm talkin' taking in a good sunset, falling asleep to the sound of a crackling…
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Top 5 Songs You Wish You’d Lost Your Virginity To Instead of ‘Cotton Eye Joe’
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Everyone wants their first time to be special. It is one of the few moments of your life that you…
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