It can be hard to choose your favorite, especially when there is so much to choose from. With an artist with as huge a discography…
All my adult life, people have wondered about my secrets. How is it that I, a man with a ponytail and a Tame Impala T-shirt,…
Alright, dudes and dudettes. So you met a beefcake and you been going together for a while. Well, what’s next? How do you know if…
Thank god — you have recently been diagnosed with ADHD, which makes so much sense considering what a train wreck you are. This is useful…
Can you believe this asshole? Sitting there like an idiot, playing that alt nu-metal garbage on repeat again. You can practically hear the band’s soul…
When someone is committed to following their dreams no amount of psychiatric intervention can stop them. Which is why today I am the proud owner…
We’ve heard your phone calls, read your emails, and crossed your picket lines. We’ve attended all of the meetings with all of your lawyers about…
Meet Roger Nunce. He has one very particular skill and he’s using it to make the world just a little bit worse for the people…
Look, learning guitar is hard. That’s just how it is. We know it’s not fair and you’ve been trying to nail down some punk classics…
When we saw that this beautiful German Shepherd named Rory was going to be retired by the police department, we wanted to give it a…
Man, I wish these students knew how cool I used to be! It’s no secret that they don’t give two shits about me or this…
Before I run back upstairs to get the tape measure again I want to be absolutely sure about this. If it is just an intrusive…
It all happened so fast. My wife and I just purchased an L-shaped couch, and I was tasked with the horrifying mission of finding some…
I love my girlfriend Sammy. She’s the most supportive and kindest human being I’ve ever known. She attends every show with my band, Twisted Fister,…
So the love of your life has been acting different and you’re worried they might be cheating on you. Well before you jump to conclusions,…