Happy New Year! My Wife’s Leaving Me for a Puppeteer
Wow, what a year it’s been! I hope this letter finds you happy, healthy, and not being cuckolded. Because I…
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Dave Grohl Forced to Tell Second Family About Even Secreter Third Family
BANGOR, Maine — Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl was left with no choice but to tell his second family about…
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Basement Show Features Great Lineup of Local Molds
CHICAGO — A basement venue known as Mouse Kingdom is quickly gaining a reputation for their great lineups of local…
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Cool! These Weed Gummies Are Legal Everywhere Because They Don’t Work
"GrooveChews" are the popular new THC-gummy that's available in all 50 states - even the ones where marijuana is illegal.…
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Arms Dealer Makes Everyone Hang Out With Him Before They Buy Weapons
TOLLAND, Mass. — Local arms dealer Alex Corman made a reputation for himself by forcing his clients to hang out…
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Bank Purchasing House So It Can Settle Down And Raise Little Banks
CARMEL, Ind. — Wells Fargo Bank announced the acquisition of a quaint two bedroom to settle down and raise little…
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Gwar Fill-in Obviously Threw Costume Together From Things Laying Around Their Home
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Gwar’s temporary bassist James Matterhorn appeared to be wearing a costume he hastily threw together from common…
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Weird! This Man Can Name A Third Member Of Oasis
Meet Kevin Holloway, a one-of-a-kind person with such an encyclopedic knowledge of music that he claims he can name all…
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Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins
PEARLY GATES — Legendary musician, producer, and music journalist Steve Albini spent the first few moments of his afterlife ranting…
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