Hey, uh, bit of a situation here. I’m a few measures into my song and just realized I made a grave mistake. The bridge has…
It’s that special time of year, a time when we gather those we hold dear to our hearts and celebrate everything past, present, and future…
It was supposed to be another Uber ride. After I received confirmation, I thought it was strange that my driver’s photo looked like A-list movie…
It is the time of year again when my company forces all of its employees to congregate in a cramped conference room where they feed…
Hey honey, thanks for calling! How are you doing? Is work good? Yes, yes I’m doing well here. I went to Pickleball this morning and…
Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is wait in their extra tall…
Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already is by simply existing. That…
As someone who tends to curate playlists, I always get excited to see my end of the year Spotify Wrapped, because it typically just shows…
If the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that life is precious and we need to protect our mental health at all costs.…
Hey guys, first off I have to thank you for your patience in waiting for this update. After I broke into Area 51 to find…
Ugh, what a bummer. That local vegan restaurant in my neighborhood closed down even though I always thought about going there. This really sucks because…
I’ll admit, gambling isn’t easy. And take it from me, the guy who spent every cent he had feeding a penny slot machine for 14…
Help! My Partner Comments on Social Media Posts From Our Local News Station
It wasn’t always like this. They were barely on social media. It began slowly, like all terror: just the occasional comment on a tragic news…