Mental Health Day No Match For Check Engine Light
AKRON, Ohio — Local graphic designer Harper Staples’ rejuvenating mental health day took a devastating turn when their check engine…
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Guy In Mastodon Shirt Can’t Even Name Three Pleistocene Migration Routes
NEW YORK — Local metalhead Mark Calhoune confidently wore a Mastodon shirt to the Museum of Natural History despite not…
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5 Pieces Of Merch In Your Date’s Bedroom That Make It Pretty Clear You Aren’t Going To Cum
You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market.…
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Equality Win: This Female Cop Was Given The Same Amount Of Paid Leave For Shooting An Unarmed Person As Her Male Counterparts
Score one for feminism! Female officer Monica Kelly stuck it to the patriarchy and got the same amount of paid…
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If Babies Want Formula They Should Just Vote
The baby formula shortage is troubling and regardless of if you’re a parent or not, you’ve probably got an opinion…
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34-Year-Old Sends “You Up?” Text at 9:30 PM
NACOGDOCHES, Texas — Local 34-year-old Mark Finn was unsuccessful in his attempts to woo a woman into meeting up no-strings…
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Half-Finished Stick and Poke Already Infected
LAKEWOOD, Colo. — Local man Sean Richard is already showing signs of severe infection while getting a stick and poke…
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I Would Go to My Kid’s Baseball Game if It Didn’t Fall on the Same Day as This Rare Beer Release
As parents, we have to make sacrifices all the time. Any parent will tell you this. You can miss your…
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Vegan Poses With Bag of Gardein F’sh Filets for Dating Profile
TRUMANSBURG, N.Y. — Local vegan James Alta announced plans to increase his number of matches on various dating platforms by…
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There Is Only One “Short King” And His Name Is Jesus Christ
Short men are having a well-deserved, and long overdue moment. We are seeing more men of short stature represented in…
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