Sell Outs? There Are Hot People at This Metal Band’s Show December 16, 2022 I’ve had a feeling this was coming for a while now and I’m sad to say that Encased In Ice… Read More →
The Next Patrick Bateman? This Guy Has a Skincare Routine November 8, 2022 There’s something off about Josh, and it isn’t his impossibly perfect skin. This guy is glowing, there’s no denying that.… Read More →
Why I Quit My Job and Left My Wife To Defend Elon Musk Online Full Time November 7, 2022 Like Elon Musk, I’m a doer, not a talker. So when I noticed the online attacks against my hero started… Read More →
Punk Company Gives One Week of Paid Medical Leave to Employees Breaking in New Doc Martens October 25, 2022 OMAHA, Neb. — Punk-owned pomade company Skankin’ Slick received widespread praise for a policy giving all employees one week of… Read More →
Defending Pop Punk: This Lawyer Has Gotten Six Bands Acquitted of All Charges October 18, 2022 You won’t see him spinning a guitar on stage, he hasn’t been featured on a single album, and he’s not… Read More →
Live Nation Adds Fee For Looking at Tickets But Not Purchasing Them October 16, 2022 PHOENIX — Live music fans both locally and across the nation are expressing their concern over a new Live Nation… Read More →
We Sat Down With a Bunch of Five Finger Death Punch Fans Because We Have Court Mandated Anger Management October 14, 2022 We acknowledge that sometimes our anger gets the best of us, and we acknowledge that we didn’t need to start… Read More →
Local Corn Maze Causes Record 57 Breakups in One Season October 7, 2022 COLD SPRING, N.Y. — The local corn maze at Humble Seeds Orchard reportedly caused a record 57 relationships to end… Read More →
I’ll Probably Be the Only Guy With American Traditional Tattoos Wearing Docs and a Jean Jacket at the Gaslight Anthem Show Tonight October 3, 2022 Going to see a show is a great excuse to dress up. Over the last few years though, it feels… Read More →
Roommate Unboxing Realistic Replica of Valyrian Steel Sword Announces He’s Going to be Late on Rent This Month September 24, 2022 RALEIGH, N.C. — Local “Game of Thrones” enthusiast John Linden was overjoyed as he unwrapped what he described as a… Read More →