Can I Still Be a Leftist if I Watch “Yellowstone?” May 29, 2023 No one criticizes leftists more than other leftists, and ever since I told my DSA working group that I enjoy… Read More →
We Revisit Woodstock 99 Because Our Uncle Who Peaked Then is Visiting May 25, 2023 We weren’t alive during Woodstock 99, but we know a lot about it, all of which we have learned against… Read More →
We Reviewed the National’s New Album Because We Couldn’t Find a Coffee Shop in Town That Wasn’t Playing It May 5, 2023 We never intended to write this review, but since every coffee shop within walking distance is playing it, here is… Read More →
10 Current Hardcore Bands That Will Force You to Stop Saying “Hardcore Hasn’t Been Good Since 2003” May 2, 2023 Being that hardcore is arguably the most argued-over genre, making this list seemed like a massive waste of time. We… Read More →
Quiz: IDLES Lyrics or Something We Said While on Anesthesia May 1, 2023 British rock band IDLES are known for their raw energy and gruff, in-your-face instrumentals, but it’s their catchy, chaotic lyrics… Read More →
Every Bayside Album Ranked April 25, 2023 With a career spanning over two decades, New York punk darlings Bayside have given their devoted fan base eight albums… Read More →
Dying Woodland Creature Hopes Its Skeleton Doesn’t End Up on Black Metal Band’s Instagram April 4, 2023 LAKE PLACID, N.Y. — A local squirrel expressed concern over the fact their decaying body may eventually be featured on… Read More →
IDLES Have Great Idea for Song After Watching Dog Eat Vomit in Front of Buckingham Palace April 2, 2023 LONDON — British rock band IDLES are back in the studio working on a new single after being inspired by… Read More →
45 Minute Presentation About the Dangers of Wokeness to Open For Upcoming Disturbed Tour March 18, 2023 CHICAGO — Long-running nu-metal band Disturbed surprised fans by announcing that the opener for their upcoming North America tour will… Read More →
Punk Celebrates 20 Years of Complaining About AFI Selling Out March 13, 2023 MILWAUKEE — Local punk Max Prime is celebrating his 20th year of incessant complaining about his former favorite band AFI… Read More →