Tony Morse, Author at HARDTIMES

September 17, 2021

If you’ve been around the block as much as I have, you know you can’t hardly trust anyone about anything.…

August 21, 2021

BURBANK, Calif. — Hollywood is abuzz amidst reports that one of its most fabled power couples, acclaimed director Martin Scorsese…

August 19, 2021

GEORGE, Wash. — Dave Matthews Band is raising alarm among epidemiologists and everyone who isn’t in a fraternity or sorority…

July 24, 2021

BERLIN — Late nineties pop sensation Lou Bega excited fans this week when he implied that a follow-up to his…

July 14, 2021

NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…

July 2, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Hate speech enthusiast Chris Taylor Brown and his disesteemed nu-metal band Trapt are reportedly offering $35 to…

June 20, 2021

BOSTON — Local therapist Dr. Loic Middleberry attempted to reach new clients by introducing reduced-rate services for sessions focusing exclusively…

May 3, 2021

WASHINGTON — Embattled congressman Matt Gaetz shocked officials inside the Beltway with a bombshell announcement regarding his age, stunned Capitol…

April 18, 2021

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Local law enforcement veteran Sergeant David Maddison drew praise from fellow officers for deftly concealing his identity…

March 22, 2021

VANCOUVER, Wash. — Covert racist Nancy Jensen admitted she is sick of her more conspicuously bigoted husband receiving all the…