The Straight Edger’s Holiday Guide to Re-Gifting Alcohol
You've told them countless times. You weren't rude about it, but you definitely told them. Still, that one weird aunt…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 76
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Frontman Makes It Perfectly Clear ISIS Not Welcome In This Scene
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to ISIS "and other terrorist groups," clarifying that religious extremists of any…
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BREAKING: Malaysian Facebook Friend Wants Your Defunct Band to Tour There
BREAKING: Early reports indicate your Malaysian Facebook friend wants your defunct high-school band, Pig Abortions, to "come tour [Malaysia] already." The…
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Local Sellouts Demand Cash in Exchange for Performance and Merchandise
AUSTIN, Texas - In a blatant display of entitlement, touring band Cheap Shot reportedly demanded legal, minted U.S. dollars -- in virtually any…
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Drummer Reluctantly Compliments Band’s Music Just Before Asking To Borrow Their Equipment
JAMAICA PLAIN, Mass. - Silver-tongued punk Victor Gross resorted to complimenting a band he genuinely hated in hopes it would help…
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Congress To Tighten Regulations on What Can Be Considered “New York Hardcore”
WASHINGTON - Members of Congress were called to a special session this week to tighten regulations on what can be considered…
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Band Manager Not Exactly Sure What He Should Be Doing
BROCKTON, Mass. - With Boxed Out's merch table set up and drink tickets secured, band manager Charlie Austin is reportedly "not entirely sure" what…
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Update: Touring Band In Crisis Mode As Flood Waters Rise In Bathroom
DIXIE, Ga. - After a long, hard battle with their host's shower, touring band The Hammer and Nail have reportedly…
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Touring Band Creates Think Tank to Figure out How Host’s Shower Works
DIXIE, Ga. - After several hours of futile attempts, not a single member of hardcore band The Hammer and Nail has figured out how…
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Man Who Thought of It First Could Also Reportedly Do It Better
BROOKLYN, NY -- Standing in the back of the room with his arms crossed, local man Adam Franklin announced to…
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