The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

May 31, 2022

SINGAPORE — Members of grindcore trio Wormrot announced their vocalist Arif Rot is being replaced by the random goat that…

May 11, 2022

Eichlers is pioneering a new genre dubbed "HYPERSKA"; an infectiously catchy mix of electronic melodies and “My Checkered Future” is…

April 29, 2022

FOLSOM, Calif. — 35-year-old felon and recent inductee in the Folsom Aryan Brotherhood, Jeremiah Stetson expressed his desire to add…

April 29, 2022

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah — Conservative politicians and activists in Utah declared victory today when they passed a new law…

April 25, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…

April 24, 2022

HYANNIS, Mass. — Local man Eddie Whitman surprised mourners at the funeral of his “best friend” Andreas Pimentel by relitigating…

March 26, 2022

BOSTON — Prospective police officer and unapologetic bigot, Danny Connor, promised friends and family that if he becomes a cop…

March 22, 2022

NORWELL, Mass. — Local punk Andy Walsh was shocked to discover that a coffee table book featuring various Russian prison…

March 22, 2022

NEWPORT, R.I. — Local hardcore kid Luke Tappe finally unveiled his 2021 Spotify wrapped after consuming countless YouTube tutorials and…

March 19, 2022

NEW YORK — A team of researchers at Fordham University discovered that “we run this city” is the most common…